Unicorn Tears (2.8oz)
There is no sadder thing than to see such a majestic and magical creature tear up. Yet we endured this agony to bring you the world’s first unicorn tear slime. (We had to park a few volunteers in front of Lifetime movies for several days with test tubes.)
And what a beaut! With rainbow-colored sparkles suspended in a clear base, it’s like confetti and rainbows and liquid glass and long weekends all in one 3 oz tin.
Your hands will never hold a more beautiful item ever again.
Ethically harvested. 100% authentic. Cures boredom, fidgeting, and other serious ailments.