Unicorn Boogers (2.8oz)

Sale price Price $13.99 Regular price

Be jealous of the people that picked out these disco chunks of booger from unicorn Kleenex. This stuff is beautiful: soft, sticky, pliant and holographic gold. Better looking than an Olympic gold medal and twice as magical.

Ethically harvested. 100% authentic. Cures boredom, fidgeting, and other serious ailments.